Nothing ends, Adrian
NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE!! Once you get this, you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers

FINE >:I.

1. I punch good.

2. I kick pretty good, too.

3. I can effectively use Great Hammers in Dark Souls 2 PVP and PVE without a shield.

4. I have the sweetest, best girlfriend ever.

5. I can rock a dress and heels.

This shit’s in no particular order, of course.

1. Dark Souls 2. A wonderfully challenging experience with enjoyable combat and awesome, subtle lore. 420 praise it.

2. Metal Gear Solid IV: Guns of the Patriots. It’s corny as hell and ridiculously overwrought, but there’s some real emotion (Meryl and the Colonel, for instance) and the gameplay is terrific.

3. Fallout 3/New Vegas. Both terrifically-written, with oodles of backstory and fun gunplay to boot. The wastelands feel like real places and, for all the radiation poisoning and mole rats the size of a moped, they’re places I can’t stop going back to.

Shout-out to the Old World Blues expansion for including the phrase “array of fully-erect hand penises.”

4. Dragon Age: Origins. We don’t talk about the sequel, but the original was, in my opinion, Bioware’s single best game. Great tactical combat (translation: cast Walking Bomb on everything and heal the tank when he gets too close) and great characters, with Alistair my personal favorite.

5. Mass Effect 1/2. Still haven’t played the third, since I don’t have my original file and I’ll be damned if I’m playing a pre-made Shepard.

Although considering my last Shepard got Wrex AND Garrus killed, a do-over might not be a bad idea.

6. The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim. I have >200 hours in it. Somebody stop me.

7. The Pokemon series. It’s brought me and my sister way too much joy over the years not to be included in this list

8. Kerbal Space Program. MORE THRUSTERS.

9. Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2. The first RTS I really got into. Delightfully campy and very fun.

10. Portal 2. Still haven’t managed to say “apple.”

I TAG JILL AND LUNA DOITDOITDOIT.

that-fabulous-bastard:

tentaclesandteacups:

yeahiwasintheshit:

AGGGHHHH!

-fwap-

rude.

PLAP
iamthenight

that-fabulous-bastard:

tentaclesandteacups:

yeahiwasintheshit:

AGGGHHHH!

-fwap-

rude.

PLAP

iamthenight

nerdy-nurse:

Check it, icastfist!  I didn’t forget about your genius request!

GUYS!  I’m out of requests!

Dig it?  Rules for the color palette challenge are here! Then shoot me an ask!

And an extra Sakamoto(-SAN)!

See, I knew this was a quality Jillian since I first laid eyes on her.

Because apparently I am Andy’s default option

kaschra:

Basics
Name: Patrick/Ganth/That one dickhead
Birthday: January 17th
Favorite color: light blue, green, pink
Lucky number: 42
Height: 5’10” (1.78 m)
Talents: I punch things and they go “boom.” Also I am funny when there is nobody around to notice.
Last dream you remember: Quicksilver from X-Men: DOFP was involved. Which is weird because I never saw it.
Can you juggle: Yep! Can’t do more than three at a time, though.
Art/sports/both: Sports (provided punching is involved)
Do you like writing: Yeah, but I don’t think it likes me
Do you like dancing: Do big fancy spinny kicks count.

Do you like singing: When there’s nobody around to witness my shame.

Fantasies
Dream vacation: Somewhere isolated with a dock where I can fish all day and Tevvs can look at me funny from inside in the air conditioning, wondering why I am sitting there messing around with fish when there is bad fanfic to be had.
Dream guy/gal: TEVVS.
Dream wedding: One with an arcade cabinet and where I can wear the dress.

Dream pet: Puppehs
Dream job: One that involved punching things and people paying me for it.
Favorite album: “Artificial Heart” by Jonathan Coulton, tied with “Who’s Next” by The Who.
Least favorite song: “Loving, Touching, Squeezing” by Journey, because it makes me feel intensely uncomfortable. Also the unplugged “Layla” because why butcher such an amazing song.
Least favorite album: Something something dubstep.
Least favorite artist: I want to kick Chris Brown so hard he poops himself.

Preferences
Guys/girls/both/other: If boy: girls/other. If girl: all.
Hair color: Red/brown/cute in general.
Eye color: Blue/green
Humorous/serious:  My avatar is a mustachioed wizard casting a spell which causes a nuclear explosion through sheer punchness.

Taller/shorter: Yes.
Biggest turn-off: People what don’t think Goomy is cute.
Biggest turn-on: Androgyny and willingness to dress up in silly outfits with me.

I tag Jill and Melly and Luna and Jillian. HOP TO IT.

I know what you’re thinking

Did he squee six times or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Tevvs, the most adorable Tumblrite in the world, and would melt your heart clean through, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel kawaii?’ Well, do ya, punk?

jean-luc-gohard:

castiels-weenie:

jean-luc-gohard:

What fucks me up about the Darren Wilson fundraiser is that he hasn’t been charged with a crime. He doesn’t have to hire a lawyer. He’s on paid leave, so he’s not losing wages. This is not covering his expenses, because he…

Are you gonna keep them as pets? :o

They are too tiny and quick for me to catch :c. 

I have discovered a second gecko hanging around my room

This one is little bitty, so its name is now Tito, short for Lagartito.

420dongsquad:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

6TTHIS IS THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME