okay i love chainey and all but I don’t trust him for a second and neither should you
he was prepared to eat a kitten
I like to believe cats are the true villains of…
You’re super sweet, you helped me be a the most beautiful woman in the world AND an evil catbug, and you’re someone I can talk to about anything. Thank you <3.
You’re like the perfect Fukawa, you don’t put up with shitlords’ lordshit, and you don’t let your bad experiences keep you from being an awesome person.
Also I love your hair.
Even though you make fun of my Spanish you are the sweetest person ever and you watch the shows I bully you into watching (EXCEPT GRAVITY FALLS WHY AREN’T YOU WATCHING THAT) and you put up with my whining and the fact that I want to be a girl.
Also you’re willing to cosplay Luffy for me so you’re pretty much perfect <3.
You are cute and great and I can talk about gross stuff with you and you’re awesome in general <3.
Also your interactions with Tevvs are always the highlights of my day.
1. Sam (she’s so cute and awesome and dabbles in the forbidden arts).
2. Marianne (evil blonde Jill is the best).
3. Noah (poor Noah).
4. Bastian (I bet he has huge killer soccer thighs and I want to see them).
5. Peej (because Peej).
1. Japanese honeybees (for hornet roasting)
2. Bullet ants (for STRONK bite and STRONK everything else)
3. Death’s-head moths (THEY SQUEAK)
4. Praying mantises (they’re just cool)
5. Dragonflies (because FUCK mosquitoes)
1. The entire floating-brain idiot brigade, with Doctor Moebius as my fave of the bunch.
5. Fantastic (just kidding fuck that guy)
5. Lily Bowen.
YOU KNOW ONLY ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS BUT OKAY.
1. Boa Hancock (The baddest and bossest bitch)
2. Whitebeard (MOUSTACHE OF THE GODS)
3. Sanji (I admire anyone willing to set their foot on fire to kick people with it)
4. Scratchmen Apoo (APAPAPAPAPA CHECK IT OUT)
5. Don Chinjao (because how can I not love somebody whose primary method of attack is headbutts).